Military Humor
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Exodus
’Twas the night before Christmas Exodus, when all through the b’s Every Soldier was making their mixed drinks with ease All their bags were packed and leave forms prepared, Their uniforms tossed on the floor without care. A stripper named Star lied snug in the bed. While Snuffy lay beside her dazed with regret. Down [...]
Army Navy game Halftime Report
The Army-Navy game is through two quarters of play with the game tied 10-10 at the half. While the Navy are in the locker room undoubtedly grabbing ass for their performance during the half let’s review the game so far. The intense rivalry between the Army Cadets and the Navy midshipmen dates back 122 years and 112 meetings, [...]
USAWTFM Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, A rat-fucked box of MREs On the second day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 2 PT belts On the third day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 3 powerpoint briefs, On the fourth day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, [...]
I dont wanna
A Bossier City woman talked her husband into shooting her…so she could avoid military service. That’s what Bossier City police say happened early this morning in the 1100 block of Clarence Street. Now, both have been charged. Detectives say Judy Groomes initially told police she was shot by an armed intruder, who confronted her inside [...]
SSG DirtBall
The Saga of SSG Assbag. (Oh how I am tempted to use his real name) Sleeping on duty, nude photos, dereliction of duty and MORE!! IT’s all here





