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They Wont Tow Me

| February 15, 2013

SO here at Ft. Carson we were at Wal-Mart go to get in the car and this guy parks in front of the cart return…. He really should have listened to his wife when she said “this is not a parking spot” he replies “they wont tow me” Submitted by Sarah S.

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Snuffy, Joe and The Case of Razor Burn

| February 12, 2013

Travis posted this one. I can’t make this story up! It was Ft. Drum 2008. I received a new soldier a few days prior due to him lacking a lot of soldier qualities and 1SG liked giving me the shitbags because I didn’t care about their parents not loving them. The 3rd morning he was [...]

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Marine double amputee humiliated on Delta flight

| December 16, 2012

Marine LCPL Christian Brown, newly promoted to CPL, was travelling via Atlanta on a Delta flight this week when he was brought to tears from humiliation. He is a double amputee due to stepping on an explosive device during a patrol in Afghanistan on December 13, 2011. Brown spent six months in a coma and [...]

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Forgotten at home

| December 9, 2012

A story that will make you proud, sad, tear up and just before you cry piss you off. Great story with a few great lessons Sent to us from our friends over at Dysfunctional Vets http://www.facebook.com/DysfunctionalVeterans Tonight I took my Family to the Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet on South Main st High Point NC. [...]

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Peace, Justice, and the American (Army) Way

| December 6, 2012

Adam This is one of the first WTF moments i have experienced that I feel can hold up to some of the experiences being shared on here. Anyways. So this morning our Brigade had to conduct a 100% record APFT in preparation for winter block leave (which is stupid in the first place, but I [...]

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The Tale of SPC Pinocchio, Staff Duty and the Magical Lock and Key Fairy

| August 11, 2012

Allow me to tale you all the tale which played out before my very eyes today while I was on duty. Only this tale is not from a land far away, a land before time, or in an imaginary field of strawberries and ponies that shit rainbows. This really happened. Warning: The descriptions in this [...]

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CABs heeya!

| August 10, 2012

I got a feeling this WTF moment might stir up a controversy. What’s your opinion on the matter?

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Lieutenant’s Land Navigation How-to-Guide

| August 7, 2012

All admins here at USAWTFM are veterans, some us still active. In order to improve a long time issue in our beloved Army we have finally developed a short powerpoint presentation to address a serious problem. (Thank us later, SMA) ~Staff, USAWTFM  

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How To Landnav Like A Champion

| July 12, 2012

Just say Hooah and drive on…….

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A ‘Hero” in Pink

| July 11, 2012

Words Really escape me…….really…why? what statement are you trying to make?

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What to do with a Mk2 grenade

| July 9, 2012

Proper disposal of the Mk2 Grenade also known as the pineapple grenade..

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Don’t hit ‘Send To All’ or you will get a ‘Reply To All’

| July 7, 2012

The one time you think you are funny, and cool…..things go wrong.

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I’m an Officer, I outrank him

| July 3, 2012

I’m a Army Infantry Veteran and served in Iraq, got my CIB and been though few firefights, had my vehicle hit by IEDs and so on. At my university we had a Veterans club, I was part of it and my psychology professor started it, he’s a Navy Veteran. During one of the classes we were discussing traumatizing events, PTSD and how people turn to alcohol and drug use after the event.

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Bobby and the lost idiot.

| July 3, 2012

Bobby and his idiot buddy at MEPS

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I’ll take some of that PTSD and a coke please

| July 3, 2012

                  It’s stuff like this that makes deserving or needing vets have trouble getting the care they need!    

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