Tag: army
We Fly for Freedom
Update from the Mayor of Holly Hill Florida. (15 April 2013) If you cannot read the embedded PDF, Download it HERE WTFers worldwide, gather round, crack a beer, crack a coke, or drink water. Take a knee as I give you the SITREP. This story comes to us from Holly Hill, FL. A wounded [...]
Soldier Fatally Shot by Ft. Hood Police
FORT HOOD (December 14, 2012)–Fort Hood police officers early Friday shot and killed a man who fired shots at them from inside a vehicle parked at Kouma Lake. A news release issued Friday afternoon by III Corps and Fort Hood public affairs office said Fort Hood Directorate of Emergency Services patrol officers were sent at [...]
Army Navy game Halftime Report
The Army-Navy game is through two quarters of play with the game tied 10-10 at the half. While the Navy are in the locker room undoubtedly grabbing ass for their performance during the half let’s review the game so far. The intense rivalry between the Army Cadets and the Navy midshipmen dates back 122 years and 112 meetings, [...]
USAWTFM Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, A rat-fucked box of MREs On the second day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 2 PT belts On the third day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 3 powerpoint briefs, On the fourth day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, [...]
I dont wanna
A Bossier City woman talked her husband into shooting her…so she could avoid military service. That’s what Bossier City police say happened early this morning in the 1100 block of Clarence Street. Now, both have been charged. Detectives say Judy Groomes initially told police she was shot by an armed intruder, who confronted her inside [...]
USAWTFM Rewrites
USAWTFM Rewrite: I remember the first day of basic like it was yesterday. Okay, well maybe that is a bad analogy, I got wasted last night and barely remember yesterday, but you get the point. Anyways, so we get the standard Drill in your face scare tactics as we deboard the bus and get lined [...]
The Tale of SPC Pinocchio, Staff Duty and the Magical Lock and Key Fairy
Allow me to tale you all the tale which played out before my very eyes today while I was on duty. Only this tale is not from a land far away, a land before time, or in an imaginary field of strawberries and ponies that shit rainbows. This really happened. Warning: The descriptions in this [...]
CABs heeya!
I got a feeling this WTF moment might stir up a controversy. What’s your opinion on the matter?
SM v Spouse Hardship Chart
First, let me say – I am highly appreciative of spouses who stand by their husbands or wives while they serve in the military especially during deployments. The military adds a special hardship on a relationship and those who last through that and are faithful are to be respected. HOWEVER, pause for effect……I am [...]
Rant: soldier suicide
Gather ‘round soldiers young and old. Take a knee. soldier suicide There’s only one thing that pisses me off more and that is knowing this simple fact: All the crap we go through, all the effing trials and tribulations we face, what we prep ourselves for every day; for knowing that when we roll out [...]
Army to open six jobs, combat battalion staff positions to women
WASHINGTON (Army News Service, Feb. 9, 2012) — The Army announced its intent today to open six occupational specialties and more than 13,000 positions to women. These six military occupational specialties, or MOSs, were previously closed to women because they were normally co-located with direct combat units: – 13M Multiple Launch Rocket System crewmember – [...]
german courts sentence man to jail for killing us soldiers
German court jails man for US deaths Updated: 04:29, Saturday February 11, 2012 A Kosovo-born man has been sentenced by a German court to life imprisonment for the killing last year of two US soldiers at Frankfurt airport. Arid Uka was also convicted on three counts of attempted murder. The 22-year-old had boarded a bus [...]
