Tag Archives: army

We Fly for Freedom


Update from the Mayor of Holly Hill Florida. (15 April 2013)   If you cannot read the embedded PDF, Download it HERE WTFers worldwide, gather round, crack a beer, crack a coke, or drink water. Take a knee as I give you the SITREP. This story comes to us from Holly Hill, FL. A wounded Marine Corps vet by the ... Read More »

Soldier Fatally Shot by Ft. Hood Police

FORT HOOD (December 14, 2012)–Fort Hood police officers early Friday shot and killed a man who fired shots at them from inside a vehicle parked at Kouma Lake. A news release issued Friday afternoon by III Corps and Fort Hood public affairs office said Fort Hood Directorate of Emergency Services patrol officers were sent at 3:20 a.m. Friday to investigate ... Read More »

Army Navy game Halftime Report

Navy ass grab

  The Army-Navy game is through two quarters of play with the game tied 10-10 at the half. While the Navy are in the locker room undoubtedly grabbing ass for their performance during the half let’s review the game so far. The intense rivalry between the Army Cadets and the Navy midshipmen dates back 122 years and 112 meetings, with the Navy leading the ... Read More »

USAWTFM Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, A rat-fucked box of MREs On the second day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 2 PT belts On the third day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 3 powerpoint briefs, On the fourth day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 4 four day passes, On ... Read More »

I dont wanna

A Bossier City woman talked her husband into shooting her…so she could avoid military service. That’s what Bossier City police say happened early this morning in the 1100 block of Clarence Street. Now, both have been charged. Detectives say Judy Groomes initially told police she was shot by an armed intruder, who confronted her inside the home while her husband ... Read More »