Tag Archives: Christmas

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Exodus

‎’Twas the night before Christmas Exodus, when all through the b’s Every Soldier was making their mixed drinks with ease All their bags were packed and leave forms prepared, Their uniforms tossed on the floor without care. A stripper named Star lied snug in the bed. While Snuffy lay beside her dazed with regret. Down the hall was Smith and ... Read More »

Six year old boy’s final Christmas Wish

        Nathan is a 6 year old who has struggled with terminal cancer for the  last three years. As an adult I could not imaging going through such a struggle, going through it as a child is unthinkable. After going through numerous surgeries which removed 55% of the tumor Nathan developed another tumor on his spine which unfortunately is inoperable. This ... Read More »

USAWTFM Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, A rat-fucked box of MREs On the second day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 2 PT belts On the third day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 3 powerpoint briefs, On the fourth day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 4 four day passes, On ... Read More »