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The Vet

The Vet   The Vet (revised) Chapter 1 The initial explosion hit the vehicle behind us but shook us violently. Immediately the chatter started over the radio and we went into reactionary drills. I could hear each vehicle commander sending up casualty reports but no one was sending anything from Alpha 3. They had been hit bad. A deep buried ... Read More »

Assault Rifles vs Rifles explained

By: Patrick McAleer Let me put this out there so all my gun-ban happy friends can understand… and keep in mind this is coming from a Law Enforcement and Dept of Defense firearms instructor and subject matter expert: An assault rifle is a fully automatic rifle. This means that as long as the trigger is depressed the rifle will continue ... Read More »

Petition against WBC


First, let me clearly state we do NOT wish to impede on WBC’s or ANYBODY’s freedom of speech. However, let us not forget that when a freedom is bastardized it is minimlized. That being said, all this petition is for is to recognize WBC as a hate group. They can still do their careless gallabandering and parade around disguised as ... Read More »

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Exodus

‎’Twas the night before Christmas Exodus, when all through the b’s Every Soldier was making their mixed drinks with ease All their bags were packed and leave forms prepared, Their uniforms tossed on the floor without care. A stripper named Star lied snug in the bed. While Snuffy lay beside her dazed with regret. Down the hall was Smith and ... Read More »

Army Navy game Halftime Report

Navy ass grab

  The Army-Navy game is through two quarters of play with the game tied 10-10 at the half. While the Navy are in the locker room undoubtedly grabbing ass for their performance during the half let’s review the game so far. The intense rivalry between the Army Cadets and the Navy midshipmen dates back 122 years and 112 meetings, with the Navy leading the ... Read More »


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USAWTFM Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, A rat-fucked box of MREs On the second day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 2 PT belts On the third day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 3 powerpoint briefs, On the fourth day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 4 four day passes, On ... Read More »