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The Vet
The Vet The Vet (revised) Chapter 1 The initial explosion hit the vehicle behind us but shook us violently. Immediately the chatter started over the radio and we went into reactionary drills. I could hear each vehicle commander sending up casualty reports but no one was sending anything from Alpha 3. They had been [...]
Assault Rifles vs Rifles explained
By: Patrick McAleer Let me put this out there so all my gun-ban happy friends can understand… and keep in mind this is coming from a Law Enforcement and Dept of Defense firearms instructor and subject matter expert: An assault rifle is a fully automatic rifle. This means that as long as the trigger is [...]
Petition against WBC
First, let me clearly state we do NOT wish to impede on WBC’s or ANYBODY’s freedom of speech. However, let us not forget that when a freedom is bastardized it is minimlized. That being said, all this petition is for is to recognize WBC as a hate group. They can still do their careless gallabandering [...]
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Exodus
’Twas the night before Christmas Exodus, when all through the b’s Every Soldier was making their mixed drinks with ease All their bags were packed and leave forms prepared, Their uniforms tossed on the floor without care. A stripper named Star lied snug in the bed. While Snuffy lay beside her dazed with regret. Down [...]
Army Navy game Halftime Report
The Army-Navy game is through two quarters of play with the game tied 10-10 at the half. While the Navy are in the locker room undoubtedly grabbing ass for their performance during the half let’s review the game so far. The intense rivalry between the Army Cadets and the Navy midshipmen dates back 122 years and 112 meetings, [...]
UPDATE USAWTFM Status
We are JUST UNDER 200K fans on the page! Got something you want to put out to the WTF Nation? Get something off your chest? Share a funny story? Just say dumb shit? Here’s how you can: Step 1 LIKE this post from the website (from which you are reading this) Step 2: Leave what [...]
USAWTFM Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, A rat-fucked box of MREs On the second day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 2 PT belts On the third day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, 3 powerpoint briefs, On the fourth day of Christmas my 1SG gave to me, [...]
Tiffany Klapheke, 21, charged with three felony counts of injury to a child
A Texas woman who claims her military husband’s deployment overseas left her too stressed to care for their three young children, one of whom died, remained jailed Friday in connection with their alleged neglect. Tiffany Nicole Klapheke is charged with three felony counts of injury to a child in connection with her 22-month-old daughter’s death [...]
USAWTFM Rewrites
USAWTFM Rewrite: I remember the first day of basic like it was yesterday. Okay, well maybe that is a bad analogy, I got wasted last night and barely remember yesterday, but you get the point. Anyways, so we get the standard Drill in your face scare tactics as we deboard the bus and get lined [...]
Rant: soldier suicide
Gather ‘round soldiers young and old. Take a knee. soldier suicide There’s only one thing that pisses me off more and that is knowing this simple fact: All the crap we go through, all the effing trials and tribulations we face, what we prep ourselves for every day; for knowing that when we roll out [...]
