So there i was sitting in a desert wondering why Satan would bestow his ass crack upon the earth. My Lt. comes up to me and says.
“Hey specialtits your leave got approved you’re going home in a couple weeks!”
*fast forward a couple weeks*
So I am home for the next 10 days and I am questioning why i came home in winter at this point.
I am in my buddies basement with my girlfriend(Jackie) best friend(daniel) his girlfriend(betsy) and probably 10 other people playing beer pong having a great time.
Jackie and Betsy go upstairs to talk about whatever (later found out she was telling Betsy to keep her mouth shut.) My buddy Daniel without even skipping a beat grabs a camera literally yanks me into his room locks the door. I look at him at this point and say dude you gotta buy me taco bell before we get camera crazy.
Daniel chuckles and says “you wont be laughing in 1 min.”
Turns on the camera and starts flipping through pics finds what hes looking for looks me dead in the eye and says ” You need to know whats going on and I am sorry i have to be the one to break it to ya.”
I go through it and I see Jackie IN MY FUCKING APARTMENT THAT I AM PAYING FOR WITH HER FRIEND BETSY NAKED PLAYING CARDS WITH 2 OTHER FUCKING GUYS!
I looked at him went outside the room and it had seen time stood still. Everyone looked at me and you know how you get the feeling you’re the last to know? Definitely the case here.
She came downstairs looked at me instantly started crying ran upstairs. Mind you I haven’t even been home 12 hours yet. She said i could come home with her but she understood if i didn’t. So I figured welp might as well get laid 1 more time before i end this.
The next day
Wake up the next morning her phones going off with a number from Georgia. She must have forgot i was there at this point because she started phone fucking the guy with me right next to her. So being the nice guy i am i pack my shit get ready to go out the door. She comes to say good bye i grab the phone and motherfuck this guy up and down.
He says “I am in U.S army basic training i will hurt you when i get home!” I couldn’t fucking believe this all was happening. I left went back to that damn desert pissed. I get off the plane my Lt. Picks me up says “whats going on you don’t look right?” I tell him everything that happens he says
“If you want get back on that plane ill cover for you for 48 hours you kill her you kill him you come back i got your cover story here and there!”
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