My MILF Encounter – Fan Submission

This was back in my drinking days. I think I’ll attribute it to that, yeah.

A few years ago, I couldn’t take block leave because of a detail that I was on. A buddy of mine, who was born and raised about an hour away from post, invited me over for New Years Eve, which was one of the few nights that I had off. It was going to be a little get together at his mom’s place. It was him, his wife, his mom, and another friend.

So I get to my buddy’s house, and after dinner we start drinking and playing Cards Against Humanity. Its a nice, little, quiet get together. But the game is long, and the drinking is plentiful. A little bit after midnight, my buddy says that he is tired and is gonna head to bed. We are like, “All right, man,” and keep on drinking and just joking around. A little later, my buddy’s mom asks me if I want to take some shots with her. I’m already drunk and don’t think anything of it, and so I start taking shots with my buddy’s mom. Before I know it, she starts kissing me. And not just a little bit. A lot of bit. My head was like, “Holy crap, I’m kissing Smith’s Mom! This is so fucked up!” But my body was like, “Bruh. 10 years of jacking it to MILF porn has led you to this moment in time. You’re ready. Whatever happens, happens.”

So we keep on kissing. Smith’s wife see’s what is happening and immediately tries to put a stop to it. She is like “Umm…what the hell is going on? Cut this shit out. Smith is sleeping in the room down the hall. Stop it, both of you.” So we cut it out. For a little bit. I then go to my other buddy and am like, “Hey man. Smith’s wife is being a total cockblock right now. I need some help. Distract her. Ask about her latest knitting project or something.”

With Smith’s wife completely distracted, me and Smith’s mom sneak off into the bedroom. We get under the covers and start doing the deed. I don’t remember when, but eventually I go back out to the couch to sleep whatever the fuck had just happened off. I wake up in the morning and think I’m the only one up. I was wrong. Smith’s mom was also up, and I see her walking around in the kitchen. I feel like a complete and total shitbag and awkward as fuck. I go up to her and am like, “Um..so..yeah. I guess that happened.” She’s like, “Yep.” I didn’t know how to react, so I ask her if Smith knew what had happened. She said that she had actually talked to him a little earlier, and she had told him that me and her were just talking. I said, “It was a good talk, yeah?” She laughs and says, “Yes.” In a defining moment of my life, I ask her, “Do you want to talk again?” And she says, “Absolutely.” So we go back to her bedroom and do it again.

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