We had been back from Afghanistan for about 6 months and I had basically had runny shits since we had been back. Our first trip to the field ended with a battalion level air assault.
As we were moving toward the objective, we took a short halt. I flipped up my NVGs and was letting out a fart as I took a knee. As soon as my knee touched the ground I shit myself. I whispered to my 1SG beside me what just happened. He thought it was hilarious.
Luckily, I had some baby wipes in my cargo pocket. I pulled down my pants, wiped my ass, then used my knife to cut my underwear off and tossed those bad boys into the woods. I was never more happy to have been wearing underwear that day.
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